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Monday, November 26, 2012

THREE MEN


Three men were   Hiking through a forest... When they came   Upon a large raging, violent  river.

Needing to get to  The other side, the first man prayed:'  God, please give Me the strength to cross the  river.


God gave him  big Arms and strong legs... And  he was able to Swim across in about 2  hours,
Having almost  Drowned twice.

After  witnessing That, the  second man Prayed: 'God, please give   Me strength and the tools to cross the  river' God gave him a  Rowboat and strong arms and strong   Legs... And he was able to   Row across In about an hour  After   Almost Capsizing  once


Seeing what   Happened to the first two men,
The third man   Prayed: 'God, please give  Me the strength, the  tools and the  Intelligence to cross the river'

HE WAS  TURNED  INTO A WOMAN!!!
  She checked  the Map, hiked  one hundred Yards upstream...  And  walked across The bridge.


Sunday, November 11, 2012

Quote

Believe nothing. No matter where you read it, or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. –Buddha

Martin Luther King, Jr.'s last speech